Prismatic Potions

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Our Featured Potions

Unicorn Farts
Galaxy Glitter
Starlight Sorbet

Unicorn Farts

Crafted from the essence of rare, rainbow-colored clouds and the whispers of ancient sages, our Unicorn Farts are a true delight for the refined palate.

Side Effects

Temporary loss of gravity
Uncontrollable giggling
Unicorn-shaped nose hair growth

Galaxy Glitter

Brewed with the tears of stardust and the whispers of a thousand midnights, our Galaxy Glitter will make you shine like a supernova in a sea of mundane despair.

Side Effects

Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
Uncontrollable sparkles
Temporary loss of dental insurance coverage

Starlight Sorbet

A refreshing blend of starlight and sorbet, our Starlight Sorbet will make you shine like a beacon in the dark, even when all hope seems lost.

Side Effects

Temporary blindness to the impending doom of existence
Uncontrollable singing of show tunes
Starlight-shaped nose hair growth