Benefits of Joining
By joining our ranks, you'll receive:
- Unlimited access to our vast couch collection.
- Regular updates on the latest in snacking technology.
- A free "I survived another Netflix binge-watching session" badge to display on your social media profiles.
- A 50% discount on all futon purchases within a 5-block radius.
How to Join
It's easy:
- Click here to apply for membership.
- Answer a few simple questions about your snacking habits and preferred viewing options.
- Wait for our AI-powered snacking algorithm to review your application.