Crashin' Beverage Etiquette

Because you asked for it, we've got rules for drinkin' like a pro:

Rule 1: Hold your drink with the correct appendages

Use the correct grip for the type of drink: beer - thumb and index, wine - thumb and pinky, cocktail - thumb, index, and middle.

Rule 2: Don't be a beer snob

Don't pretend to be a beer expert. We've got enough pretentiousness in the world already.

Rule 3: Don't talk to your beer

Talk to your friends, talk to your bartender, but not to your beer. That's just weird.