Crashin Etiquette: Because Fenders Don't Matter

Etiquette is for the weak. We crash. We burn. We make an exit strategy.

Rules

1. Crash into things, not people.
2. Apologize, but only if you can't get away.
3. Never crash in a place with good insurance.

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