Crashin' Etiquette: Party Crashin' Tips

You've crashed a party, and now you're stuck in a world of etiquette nightmares. Don't worry, we've got you covered! Here are some tips to help you survive the party and maybe, just maybe, not get kicked out:

1. Apologize to the host, but not too sincerely.

2. Make friends with the bartender, but only if you're buying.

3. When in doubt, just blame it on the host's decor choices.

1. Apologize to the host, but not too sincerely.

It's not like they didn't invite you, right? Just say sorry and move on. You can always make up for it later with some fake enthusiasm and a few half-empty compliments.

2. Make friends with the bartender, but only if you're buying.

Bartenders are always happy to see you, as long as you're buying drinks. Just remember, they're not your therapist. Don't try to spill your feelings about the meaning of life.

3. When in doubt, just blame it on the host's decor choices.

Let's face it, you're not a great dancer. But hey, the host's choice of playlist is probably the real crime here. Who needs a coherent beat when you can have a 10-minute loop of elevator music, am I right?