Creamy Concoctions

Home of the Creamy Cremes

About Our Creamy Cremes

Creamy Cremes is a family-owned bakery specializing in the most delightfully rich, creamy, and absurdly expensive pastries in the land.

We use only the highest-quality cream and the finest ingredients, all sourced from local, artisanal suppliers who are willing to pay us in artisanal cheeses.

Visit us for a taste experience unlike any other, but be warned: our cremes are addictive and may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, or spontaneous combustion.

Learn more at our Tales of the Taste Testers page.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Experimental Creme Pies menu, featuring flavors like "Maple-Bacon-Quinoa" and "Bourbon-Vanilla-Whiskey."

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