Crisis Level 1: The Unremarkable Existence of a Middle Manager

A 9-to-5 of Uninspiring Tedium

Meet John, the embodiment of a middle manager. John has been stuck in this existential purgatory for 15 years, where his only accomplishments are: attending pointless meetings, micromanaging, and occasionally remembering to turn on the office coffee machine.

Key Stats:

• Years of middle management: 15
• Average meetings attended per week: 8
• Number of staplers used per day: 4

What's Next:

John will likely continue to trudge through his days, occasionally wondering if there's still time for a second cup of coffee. If he's lucky, he might even get to attend a meeting that's actually about something interesting.

Click here for the thrilling conclusion to John's story, or possibly a meeting that's actually about something interesting