CRISIS COUNSELING

Welcome to the most unhelpful place on the web!

We specialize in providing expert advice on how to make the best of your existential crisis, your relationship crisis, and your crisis of confidence. Our team of highly trained professionals (just kidding, we just have a chatbot) are here to help you navigate the depths of your despair.

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Disclaimer: We are not actual counselors. Please don't actually come to us. Go to Actual Counselors for actual help.