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We specialize in providing expert advice on how to make the best of your existential crisis, your relationship crisis, and your crisis of confidence. Our team of highly trained professionals (just kidding, we just have a chatbot) are here to help you navigate the depths of your despair.
Our services include:
- Overthinking It - Because who needs sleep, right?
- Relationship Goals: Achieving Mediocrity in Love - Because who needs passion, intimacy, or trust?
- Confidence Issues: Where Self-Doubt Comes to Play - Because who needs self-esteem, anyway?
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