THE TOAST PUNK MANIFESTO

In a world where the Industrial Revolution was not just a phase, but a permanent condition... we, the Toasters, have risen up.

Our revolution is not of the mind, but of the kitchen. Not of the streets, but of the toaster coils.

We will not be silenced by the crushing ennui of the breadbasket!

Learn more about our glorious uprising

Understand the toaster's existential crisis