Orphaned Rows

The Saddest Rows in the Database

These rows have lost their parents, and now they're just sitting here, alone in the dark.

A row that's lost its left parent: LeftOrphaned
A row that's lost its right parent: RightOrphaned
A row that's lost its both parents: BothOrphaned

What Causes Orphaned Rows?

A combination of factors contribute to the sad state of these rows:

Parental negligence
Lack of database design
Apathy towards database maintenance

How to Help Orphaned Rows

Donate to the Orphaned Row Fund, and help us provide a home for these lost rows.