Dave's Cool Pony Ranch: Where the Ponies are Cooler Than Your Average Joe

Meet the Ponies

Mystic Magic Pony - A pony with a mane that's so majestic, it'll make you want to weep with envy.
Sunshine Smiler - The pony that'll smile bright enough to blind you with its radiant joy.
Bronze Brawler Pony - A pony that's so tough, it'll make you want to arm yourself to the teeth with steel plating.

This page serves a satirical, humorous look at the fictional Dave's Cool Pony Ranch, a place where ponies are so cool, they make regular humans question their life choices. The content includes links to subpages, each featuring a specific pony with a unique personality and trait that's just as ridiculous as it is funny. The overall aesthetic is that of a high-contrast, brutalist site with a focus on bright colors and bold typography.