The Myth of Instant Gratification

Welcome to this absurdly overhyped concept, where the idea of getting something, anything, in an instant is not only possible, but expected.

But, let's be real, folks, instant gratification is just an illusion, a fleeting mirage on the horizon of life.

You want to order food, but the delivery driver takes 30 minutes. You want to watch Netflix, but the buffering is 10 minutes long. You want to buy something, but the checkout process is 5 minutes of endless clicking.

It's not just the technology, it's the humans behind it, with their inefficient, slow-moving, human-ity.

So, what's the real myth? That we'll ever truly get what we want, when we want it. The real myth is that life will somehow magically conform to our impatience.

But, for now, let's just take a deep breath, and remember that instant gratification is just a nice-to-have, a fleeting pleasure, not a fundamental human right.

Or, you know, just go ahead and try the Industrial Complex way of thinking.

Or, you know, just go ahead and diagnose yourself with Instant Gratification Syndrome.