The Art of Pretending to Have Your Life Together
Adulting is not just about paying bills on time or owning a 401k. It's an art form. A delicate balance of pretending to be a functioning member of society while secretly eating Cheetos and watching Netflix in your pajamas.
- 1. Make a to-do list that you'll never look at again.
- 2. Pay your bills, but only on the last day they're due.
- 3. Cook a meal that you've never cooked before, but only if it has at least 5 ingredients.
- 4. Wear a watch to bed to remind yourself that time is passing.
Remember, the key to Adulting is to look good, feel bad, and pretend you're doing better.
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