Are you tired of feeling productive? Do you want to turn the concept of "enjoyable" into a distant memory? Look no further than our expert guide on setting impossible deadlines!
Start by doubling the amount of work you have to do. This will not only increase your stress levels but also ensure that you're constantly wondering where you've gone wrong.
We've all heard of "innovative" new tools and software that promise to make our lives easier. Ha! What a joke. Introduce yourself to the latest "beta" release of our new favorite: "Deadline-Tron 3000"! This baby will freeze up, crash, and delete your work at the most inconvenient times.
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Who needs a "good night's sleep" or a "balanced diet" when you can have a constant sense of impending doom? Set your sights on achieving the impossible and watch as your colleagues, friends, and family question your sanity.