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Phase 2 Resistance
As a seasoned Resistance Leader, you're aware that Burnout Theory is a ticking time bomb, and Phase 2 Resistance is your only hope. But what makes this Phase 2 Resistance so different from its predecessors?
It's sleeker, more efficient, and has an even more robust AI-powered coffee machine that'll keep you fueled for hours of plotting and scheming.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out the features below:
Features
- AI-Powered Coffee Machine: No more lukewarm coffee for you!
- Built-in Sarcasm Generator: Never run out of witty comebacks again!
- Advanced Mind-Control Laser: Because sometimes, you just need a little nudge.