It's a 5 out of 5 stars, would decaf again!
The highlight of the century was when our lead decaf prophet, Jean-Marc, declared 'I'll have decaf, please!' for 17 minutes straight!
Our decaf critic, Pierre, was a bit harsh on the decaf, calling it 'a travesty, a sham, a travesty!'
But our decaf aficionado, Marie, said 'I'll decaf for decaf, no questions asked!'