I'd always known the Cthulhu Cuz as just another weird cousin at family reunions. But little did I know, this guy was more than just a weirdo, he was an actual, honest-to-god, Lovecraftian Elderspawn.
As I sat at the dinner table, watching the Cthulhu Cuz devouring an entire platter of raw fish, I realized that something was off. His eyes were too big, his tentacles were too long, and his love for the finer things in life was too...tentacled.
I decided then and there that I was going to put an end to this Cthulhu Cuz nonsense. I'd had it with his constant, otherworldly demands for "ph'nglui" and "shoggoths." Time for Deep Sea Dave to take matters into his own fins.
But little did I know, the Cthulhu Cuz had a few tricks up his tentacle. Or, as he would have it, "A few thousand Elder Gods in the depths of the ocean, waiting to unleash a tidal wave of tentacled doom on the world." Yeah, that's exactly what he said.
Next Chapter Back to the beginning, where the Cthulhu Cuz first appeared, like a glowing green monstrosity from the depths of the ocean