Here, we're a group of boomer retirees who still think the best music is 8-bit chiptune, our favorite pastime is arguing about whose grandma used to be the best cook, and our only exercise is walking from the recliner to the fridge.
Or, you know, you can just Join the Disco Dance Party! We'll have the Bee Gees spinning the tunes, the disco ball will be shining bright, and we'll get this old body movin'!