Welcome to the DeepSeaDisco Institute of Underwater Disco Science, where we study the most pressing questions in the field of aquatic dance.
Our research focuses on:
Our team of scientists have been studying the optimal water pressure to achieve maximum disco bell bottom flaring.
Learn more about our findingsWe're working on a new theory that explains why disco balls always seem to spin in the direction of the music.
Read our groundbreaking paperOur researchers are working tirelessly to advance the field of underwater disco science. Join us in our quest for knowledge!
Or, you know, just come for the free snacks.