Kelpy Tunes: The DeepSea Divers' Soundtrack of Choice

Are you tired of the same old boring ocean sounds? Do you want to dive deeper than just any other diver? Do you have a penchant for the absurdly catchy?

Welcome to Kelpy Tunes, the only music for the discerning deep-sea explorer.

• Underwater Ukulele Tunes
• Whale Songs for the Modern DeepSea Diver
• Seaweed Swag Rap for the Baller DeepSea Diver

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: Will these tunes make me a better deep-sea diver?
• A: Possibly. Probably.
• Q: Are the lyrics actually about kelp?
• A: Not always.