Loophole Archive - A Database of Creative Excuses

Wherein lies the art of saying nothing, with style.

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Featured Loopholes

Our top-rated excuses for the week:

• The "I'm late because I'm allergic to early" excuse.
• The "I'm not a morning person" excuse.
• The "I was on a secret mission for the government" excuse.
• The "I'm on a tight deadline to meet my therapist's deadline" excuse.

Stay tuned for more creative excuses!