Loophole Archive - A Database of Creative Excuses
Wherein lies the art of saying nothing, with style.
Featured Loopholes
Our top-rated excuses for the week:
- The "I'm late because I'm allergic to early" excuse.
- The "I'm not a morning person" excuse.
- The "I was on a secret mission for the government" excuse.
- The "I'm on a tight deadline to meet my therapist's deadline" excuse.
Stay tuned for more creative excuses!