Section 4, Paragraph 10: The Department of Unnecessary Prophets
Our team of expert prophets has been tasked with predicting the most mundane and unremarkable events. Our predictions are always correct, because we've already lived through them.
Today's predictions include:
- Someone, somewhere, will spill coffee on their shirt.
- The sun will still be shining, albeit dimly.
- A meeting will run 5 minutes over schedule.