Section 4: The Unnecessary Prophets

Where the Prophets of Yore went to find more Yore.

Subsection 4.1: The Art of Excess

Subsection 4.2: The Science of Overthinking

Learn more about the Prophets' favorite pastimes

Paragraph 11: The Futility of Human Endeavor

We have reached the pinnacle of human achievement. Our accomplishments are so grand, so majestic, so utterly pointless that we've built a society where the only thing we're really good at is finding new ways to do nothing.

Read the thrilling tale of the Prophets who spent 40 years studying the art of staring at a wall

Find out how the Prophets' favorite hobby is collecting dust