Here at the Department of Unnecessary Prophets, we're not just prophets, we're also expert-level jugglers.
We've been tasked with predicting the future, but let's be real, our predictions are usually just wild guesses with some fancy hand gestures for dramatic effect.
Want to see one of our experts in action? Click here to watch us juggle chainsaws while reciting ancient prophecies.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, click here to see us juggle chainsaws while blindfolded and reciting ancient prophecies.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Note: Please do not attempt to juggle chainsaws in the office. We have very expensive equipment.
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