Where bureaucracy meets absurdity, and the line between sanity and madness is blurred.
Our department is dedicated to creating the most convoluted processes, the most obtuse regulations, and the most Byzantine forms ever seen.
Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated bureaucrats are here to help you navigate the labyrinthine corridors of our agency.
Learn more about our mission here.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Red Tape Roulette, where you can spin the wheel of chance and see what regulation you'll get stuck with.