Section 5/Section 9: The Department of Unnecessary Red Tape

Section 5/Section 9: Red Tape Redaction

We are the Redaction Team, here to slow down your progress with the most intricate, Byzantine, and utterly useless forms in the land!

Our mission is to ensure that every project, no matter how small, takes exactly 17 days longer than expected to complete.

Double-checking every single form for typos and grammatical errors.
Creating 3 separate approval chains for each project, just in case someone gets lost.
Requiring 4 different levels of sign-off for every single decision.
Conducting 2 thorough risk assessments for every potential outcome.

Average project delay: 22 days

Number of forms submitted per project: 47

Number of approvals required per project: 17