Welcome, cadets, to Dimension 1's Training Academy, where the art of doing absolutely nothing is taught with precision and finesse.
Our esteemed faculty includes:
- Instructor Zorvath, Master of the Obvious
- Our illustrious alumni, who have gone on to do... well, nothing of note
We're not just a school, we're a way of life. Join us, and you too can learn to exist in a state of utter apathy.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a peek at our
Career Opportunitiespage, where you can discover the infinite possibilities of a life of complete and utter uselessness.