Disaster Mechanic: Smoke-Bomb Kit

Prepare for Catastrophe

This kit contains everything you need to create a dramatic exit strategy for your next emergency.

• 1x Smoke Bomb (patent-pending)
• 1x Fire Extinguisher-Proof Vest
• 1x Map of the nearest nearest emergency exit

Instructions:

1. Step 1: Unpack the kit and read the manual (carefully)
2. Step 2: Place the smoke bomb in the desired location
3. Step 3: Don the Fire Extinguisher-Proof Vest and prepare for evacuation
4. Step 4: Activate the smoke bomb and make your exit
5. Step 5: Breathe in that sweet, sweet fresh air