Beans Of Mass Destruction: Where Legumes Go To Die

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach.

Beans Of Mass Destruction is a highly classified, top-secret government facility where the most lethal legumes are engineered and dispatched to wreak havoc across the globe.

We've got:

Project: Killer Kiwis, the world's first and only genetically modified kiwis with a penchant for self-replication and explosive tendencies.

Project: Exploding Eggplants, the stealthy eggplant that can turn itself into a thousand razor-sharp projectiles at the touch of a button.

Project: Ratatoos, the bean-based autonomous drones capable of infiltrating even the most secure facilities.

Visit our About page to learn more about the inner workings of this diabolical organization.