Disaster Recovery Blooping: Advanced

For when the apocalypse just won't wait

Are you tired of just surviving disasters? Do you yearn for the thrill of near-misses and just-in-time fixes? Look no further! Our Advanced Disaster Recovery Blooping course will teach you the art of turning catastrophes into close calls.

Course Outline

• Chapter 1: The Art of Just-In-Time Juggling
• Chapter 2: Advanced Fire-Hose Hydraulics
• Chapter 3: The Science of Sardineering

Prerequisites

You must have completed our Basic Disaster Recovery Blooping course, "Disaster Recovery Blooping: Not As Bad As It Sounds".

Assessment

Pass/fail based on ability to successfully juggle 5 flaming torches while navigating a burning building.

				if (disaster == 'nuclear_meltdown') {
					printf("PANIC!")
				} else {
					printf("Just another Tuesday.")
				}