Space Pillar Collapse: A Disaster Recovery Guide

What to do when the Space Pillar, the mainstay of our intergalactic infrastructure, decides to... Well, let's just say, "go rogue"?

Phase One: Preparation is Key

Cause, let's face it, you don't wanna be the one stuck in space with no snacks. Or worse, no Wi-Fi.

Phase Two: Communication is Everything (or at least, it's something)

Because, you know, someone has to tell everyone else what to do.

Phase Three: Contingency Planning (a.k.a. The 'What If?' Game)

We've all been there, haven't we?