Dramatic Disco-Blast | Disaster Recovery Problems
Welcome to the official disaster recovery website for the Disco-Blight of 2023. Due to a series of unfortunate events, our servers have been compromised, and our backups have been... well, let's just say they've been "reorganized" into a non-recoverable state.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated disaster recovery specialists are working around the clock to restore our systems, but things are looking grim. We're talking disco-ball-shaped cratering, sparkly-sky-higher-than-normal temperatures, and a 50% chance of fog.
Stay tuned for updates on the progress of our recovery efforts, and don't forget to follow us on Facebook for the latest news, memes, and disco-themed GIFs.