Disaster Recovery Blooping Fundamentals

Welcome to the Blooping Guide to Disaster Recovery, where the art of dealing with catastrophic failures is a delicate dance of chaos and hilarity.

Here's the lowdown on the basics:

Phase 1: Preparation

Before the bloop, you must prepare for the bloop. This involves:

1. Having a backup plan, or three.
2. Knowing your exit strategy, just in case.
3. Stockpiling snacks, because you never know when the apocalypse will strike.

And that's it. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Next up, we have:

Where things get real.