Disaster Recovery Blooping - Privacy Policy

We, at Disaster Recovery Blooping, value your privacy. Our servers are hosted in a bunker hidden beneath a pineapple plantation on a remote island, where the only sounds you'll hear are the distant sounds of tropical birds and the muffled screams of our competitors.

We do not collect any personal data, except for the occasional lost puppy that wanders into our server room. Our puppy, Bloop, is a highly trained data analyst and is not to be considered as personal data.

What we do collect, and why we collect it, can be found here.

By using our services, you agree to our Cookie Policy and Terms of Service.

For any questions or concerns, please contact us at info@disasterrecoveryblooping.com.