According to our highly scientific research, the Bloopocalypse is just around the corner. Or is it?
As we speak, the skies are filled with the sound of Chicken Laser Guns firing wildly, causing the earth to wobble like a drunk sailor on a pirate ship.
But fear not, dear survivors! We have a plan to save the world, or at least, our favorite coffee shop. It's called Operation Caffeine Bomb!
Will it work? Who knows? But hey, what's the worst that could happen, right?