Mishap Report 001

Disaster Type: Marble Mishap

Date: 2023-02-01

Location: The Great Marble Maze, USA

Description: A group of marbles, estimated to be in the hundreds, have gone rogue in the Marble Maze. Witnesses report seeing the marbles engaging in chaotic, unpredictable behavior, including but not limited to:

1. Rolling down stairs at high speeds
2. Forming marble-sized balls and bouncing around like they own the place
3. Causing general mayhem and disruption to the normally peaceful environment

Recommendations:

• Deploy additional ball traps throughout the maze
• Increase marble containment protocols by 300% to prevent future incidents