Disclaimer for the Exceptionally Clueless

Warning: This disclaimer contains information that will not make you any wiser

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you are aware of the following:

• You are not actually aware of anything.
• You are probably going to make a mistake.
• You will need to read this disclaimer again.
• Our lawyers are not actually lawyers.

We reserve the right to modify this disclaimer at any time without notice. If you are still reading this, congratulations! You are more determined than we thought.

Exceptions:

• Level 2: You're getting close, but not quite there.
• Level 3: You're actually a genius!
• Level 4: Congratulations, you've lost your mind.

Do not try to contact us for clarification. We won't be responsible for your lack of understanding.

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