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This website is for people who are so clueless, they're exceptional. If you're reading this, you probably fit this description. Don't worry, we won't judge you.

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Cluelessness Level 3: The Prophets

For those who have transcended mere mortal cluelessness and have achieved a higher state of being clueless. You're a prophet among prophets.

Our experts in Cluelessness Level 3 will guide you on your journey of self-discovery and utter confusion.

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