A Special Exception to the Exceptional Exception

For those who are exceptionally clueless, a special exception has been made.

Here is the Exception Agreement:

Article I: The Clueless are Protected

By the power vested in us, we, the Exceptional, shall provide a safe haven for those who are exceptionally clueless.

Article II: Cluelessness is Not a Crime

It shall be our duty to defend and promote the rights of the exceptionally clueless, even if it means tolerating their questionable life choices.

Article III: No Exceptions to the Exception

We, the Exceptional, reserve the right to make new exceptions, and we do so with reckless abandon, because, why not?

Exceptions are Forever

Cluelessness is Not a Choice