T&C's: Because We Said So

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will probably ignore these Terms and Conditions.

Section 1: Waiver of Liability - You, the user, release and hold harmless the website, its owners, and any affiliated entities from any and all claims of damage or discomfort caused by reading this content.

Section 2: Indemnification of Warranty - We, the website, do not provide any warranties, express or implied. You, on the other hand, are expected to use your own judgment when navigating the site.

Section 3: Governing Law - The laws of the land of the website (a.k.a. 'The Land of Broken Dreams') shall govern these Terms and Conditions.

See also: Exceptions to the Ruling DisclaimerExceptionsForTheClueless/DisclaimerExceptionsForTheClueless