Welcome to DisclaimerExceptions, where we're like, totally exempt from being accountable for anything. Like, ever. We're not saying we're perfect or that we'll never mess up, but we're basically, not really, not really, really sorry if we do.
We're like, totally not responsible for:
But don't worry, we'll totally blame it on the cat.
ExemptionFromAccountability is our most popular page. Go check it out if you're feeling guilty.