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1. You will not hold us responsible for any injuries or damages caused by your own actions, including but not limited to:
- Tripping over your own feet while trying to navigate our website;
- Eating a sandwich that's too hot to handle;
- Getting sucked into a vortex created by an invisible sinkhole;
2. You will not attempt to sue us for:
- Not providing enough cat videos;
- Not serving coffee strong enough;
- Not having a foosball table in the break room;
3. You will use your common sense when interacting with our website and its inhabitants, including but not limited to:
- Not trying to feed our robots;
- Not trying to hug our robots (they're a bit...fragile);
- Not trying to have a conversation with our chatbots (they're still in beta);
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