Disclaimer Subsubsubsubpage 1: The Fine Print

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to the following:

1. You will not hold us responsible for any injuries or damages caused by your own actions, including but not limited to:

  1. Tripping over your own feet while trying to navigate our website;
  2. Eating a sandwich that's too hot to handle;
  3. Getting sucked into a vortex created by an invisible sinkhole;

2. You will not attempt to sue us for:

  1. Not providing enough cat videos;
  2. Not serving coffee strong enough;
  3. Not having a foosball table in the break room;

3. You will use your common sense when interacting with our website and its inhabitants, including but not limited to:

  1. Not trying to feed our robots;
  2. Not trying to hug our robots (they're a bit...fragile);
  3. Not trying to have a conversation with our chatbots (they're still in beta);

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