The Disco Ball Remediation Page: A Reflection of Our Times

We're not sure what's more exhausting, the endless spin cycle of our lives or the constant need for disco-ball-sized solutions. Either way, we're here to help.

Disco Mirror Method: Where the only reflection is of our collective sanity

Step 1: Spin the ball of chaos in your life until the colors blur together.

• Step 2: Find the center of the vortex.
• Step 3: Reflect on the mess you've made.
• Step 4: Repeat, ad infinitum.

Remember, if at first the ball spins wildly out of control, just add more polyester.