Disco-Ball-Remediation is not actually a thing, but we're pretending it is. It's a mystical art of fixing broken things with the help of flashing lights and funky music.
Q: Is it a real thing?
A: As we said, it's not a real thing. But wouldn't it be great if it were?
Q: Can I use it to fix my toaster?
A: Only if your toaster has a disco ball installed. Otherwise, it's probably just a toaster.
Q: Is it safe for cats?
A: We're not sure, but we're pretty sure cats love disco.
Q: Can I use it to make a time machine?
A: Nope, that's just not a good idea. You might end up stuck in a never-ending loop of "Stayin' Alive".
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