Preparation Phase: Where Dreams of Disco Balls Go To Die

Objective: To create an army of disco ball-wielding, mirror-ball-wielding, mirror-balls-wielding specialists.

We're talking top-tier, highly trained, expertly equipped, disco-ball-operations specialists.

Phase 1: Recruitment - Find, Train, and Equip the Best of the Best. Phase 2: Intensive, Interdisciplinary Training in Ballistics and Ball-Shielding Phase 3: Deploy the Ball-Ball-Ball-Force to the Field of Disco-Ball-Battle

Side Effects of the Preparation Phase:

Excessive glitter production and distribution.
Disco-ball-related stress and anxiety in nearby populations.
Uncontrollable urges to dance in the aisles of the headquarters.

Disclaimer: The Disco-Ball-Remediation Preparation Phase is a highly classified, highly secretive program. Any unauthorized access or leaks will be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to: Disco-Ball-Induced Trauma, Disco-Disorientation, and possible Disco-Disintegration of the perpetrator's Disco-Self.