DISTURBING THE PEACE OF OUR VALUABLE DISCO BALL

Due to an unexpected malfunction, our Disco Ball has become stuck on repeat.

The maintenance crew is on its way, but we can't guarantee a timely resolution. Please stand by.

As a precaution, we have activated our emergency disco mode. Please enjoy the endless loop of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.

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Note to the maintainer: Please don't forget to water the plants.