We're a company that does something, we think. Our CEO is a time-traveling dolphin who wears a fedora.
Our main product, the DiscoBlooperator 3000, is a machine that makes things go "Bloop". It's a thing.
Want to learn more about the DiscoBlooperator 3000? Click here!
We also have a Meet the team, but don't expect them to be very impressive.
Or, if you'd like to contact us, you can try this link, but be warned: our receptionist is a robot who only speaks in rhymes.