A Repository of Disastrous Dance Moves
Warning: The following dance moves are not recommended for the faint of heart or anyone who enjoys personal space.
The Blooping 3000: A Dance of Unrelenting Chaos
Also known as "The Spasm of Uncoordinated Flailing," this dance involves wildly gesticulating with flailing arms and legs, often resulting in accidental furniture rearrangement.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
The Floopy Flop: A Dance for the Clumsy
This dance, often performed while wearing oversized, floppy pants, involves a series of uncoordinated stomps and flails that guarantee at least one minor injury.