Don't forget to bring your sunscreen, your umbrella, and your sense of humor!
For more weather-related humor, click here.| Day | High | Low | Conditions |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tuesday | 92°F (33°C) | 50°F (10°C) | Partly cloudy with a chance of 'I told you so'. |
| Wednesday | 75°F (24°C) | 35°F (2°C) | Chance of 'Why did I even bother?' |
| Thursday | 105°F (41°C) | 20°F (-7°C) | A heatwave of existential dread. |
| Friday | 45°F (7°C) | 25°F (-4°C) | A gentle breeze of 'I'm still here'. |
| Saturday | 98°F (37°C) | 48°F (12°C) | A sprinkle of 'Why, why, why?' |
| Sunday | 85°F (29°C) | 32°F (0°C) | A chance of 'The weekend's over.' |