Glittery Questions Answered

Q: Will the Disco Doom Squad ever run out of polyester suits?

A: Never. Our supply of polyester suits is infinite, like our supply of disco balls.

Learn more about our suit collection.

Q: Can I join the Disco Doom Squad?

A: Only if you're willing to commit to a lifetime of platform shoes and questionable life choices.

Read the fine print on our membership application.